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9gag:

Sarcasm and stupidity meet at the elevator
sothenshe:

thanks alanajoy!
Hysterical!

sothenshe:

thanks alanajoy!

Hysterical!

sothenshe:

thanks alanajoy!
Hysterical!

sothenshe:

thanks alanajoy!

Hysterical!

weliveinthefuture:

Cry Translator iphone app can tell why a baby is crying - after listening to it for just five seconds.just hold your phone near the baby and find out whether it is hungry, tired, bored, stressed or angry at a 96% accuracy level.
[itunes link]
via jayparkinsonmd : newslite

weliveinthefuture:

Cry Translator iphone app can tell why a baby is crying - after listening to it for just five seconds.

just hold your phone near the baby and find out whether it is hungry, tired, bored, stressed or angry at a 96% accuracy level.

[itunes link]

via jayparkinsonmd : newslite

weliveinthefuture:

The Universe got a tiny bit smaller today, as Expedition 22 Flight Engineer T.J. Creamer sent out the first official (unassisted) tweet from space.
via thedailywhat:nasa

weliveinthefuture:

The Universe got a tiny bit smaller today, as Expedition 22 Flight Engineer T.J. Creamer sent out the first official (unassisted) tweet from space.

via thedailywhat:nasa

weliveinthefuture:

World’s First Light-Powered Chip Can Lead To Self-Powering Touchscreen Devices
tumblrisforlulz:

IS THIS PLANET EARTH??

tumblrisforlulz:

IS THIS PLANET EARTH??

wellthatsadorable:

Ok, are you fucking KIDDING me? Midget dog wearing a midget t-shirt and looking at me like a cute midget jerk. Get out of my face. You are trying to sabotage me so I won’t get anything done, so I’ll hang out with you and smooch your face and quit my job and stop talking to my friends and spend all day making you happy. Because I will. Get out of here, you freaking monster. You’re a robot, right? Like some future Terminator robot made to sabotage my life so I don’t become a hero or world leader or Miley Cyrus or something. I will defeat you.

wellthatsadorable:

Ok, are you fucking KIDDING me? Midget dog wearing a midget t-shirt and looking at me like a cute midget jerk. Get out of my face. You are trying to sabotage me so I won’t get anything done, so I’ll hang out with you and smooch your face and quit my job and stop talking to my friends and spend all day making you happy. Because I will. Get out of here, you freaking monster. You’re a robot, right? Like some future Terminator robot made to sabotage my life so I don’t become a hero or world leader or Miley Cyrus or something. I will defeat you.

wellthatsadorable:

This is so cute I want to punch myself in the face. Fact. (thanks @actionstern)

wellthatsadorable:

This is so cute I want to punch myself in the face. Fact. (thanks @actionstern)

tumblrisforlulz:

lumos-maxima:

my heart is melting from the cute overload

It looks like it has Down’s. lmao.

tumblrisforlulz:

lumos-maxima:

my heart is melting from the cute overload

It looks like it has Down’s. lmao.